In The Bank

Why is it that when you are standing in a quue at the post office or bank, you really need to take a poop? One time I was waiting and waiting for my ticket number to show so I could go into the security room and get some money. My tummy was making very loud noises. In the end, when I got to my turn, I decided to make a shit in my pants in the small bank room. There is a glass screen between me and the girl working there. I put my hand over the microphone…and let a huge hot shit slide out. It made no sound! I was lucky for 2 reasons. One was that I was wearing a long coat. And the other was that a very dirty person was in this room before me. So no-one would think the smell was from pretty little naughty me!

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